ALL TYPES OF OCASSION SMS: 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

cute-sms

A boy proposed a girl,
Girl said “I’m one year elder than you”
Boy smiled & said,
“Ahh no problem darling i’ll marry you next year!! ”

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Every life in this world is written by god’s own hands,
That’s why I am thankful to god,
Because he wrote my life,
& included YOU as a beautiful part of my life…

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u are the lovable person my life…
u are the amazing thought in my dreams…
u are the 3rd beat in my heart…
wherever YOU go I’ll Go…

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Friendship is the best way to,
collect so many hearts…
It change the path of life of everyone…

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The word of MOTHER can not express in any way…
in any feeling…
or by any person…
It is the most valuable word in any language…
Be friendly with everyone…

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In chemistry class,
teacher asked a girl,
“What are nitRates?”.
Girl shyly answered,
“Night Rates are higher than day!!!”

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When an angel came to me,
she asked:
“What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the
person who’s reading dis message”
Good night!…

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Everybody thinks that LOVE means a relationship between two lovers…
but..
it is not a relation ship between two lovers…
it can be a relationship between mother and son…
it can be relationship between son and father..
it is just a understanding between any two hearts….

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In every ones life there will be two ways…
A way always full with happiness & smiles in the starting…
another way always full with problems in the starting…
never choose a way that gives you happyness in the starting…
because…
the happiness in the life will be in the starting only
the remaining whole life you have to face problems
there will be no chance for happy…

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I was looking out the window
thinking about the person I care most
& the person that came into my mind is U
so just wanna wish u Good Night!!!

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If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss…ss333

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There is a golden bridge called friendship
that spans the river of time
and links out hearts together
even if we walks separate roads of life…

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If friends were flowers
I would not pick you!
I’ll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care
so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!

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I want u 2 know that,
our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry
U lauf I lauf
U jump out of da window…
I look down & den…
I lauf again…

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Friends are like water drops

Little smile

Little smile will create a lot of happiness …
It hides so many problems…
So smiley face don’t get sadness…
keep smiling…
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In a bathroom

In a bathroom,
A boy touches a girl’s everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Its Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
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You did it!!!

All flowers do not represent LOVE,
but ROSE did it.
All animals can not SPEAK,
but PARROT did it.
All donkeys can not read this,
but YOU DID IT!!!!!

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Try this…

Try this…..
1) Go to write messages
2) Turn on the dictionary (T9)
3) Cover the screen with your hand
4) Press 230690374363036738371111
5) Gently remove your hand
6) Reply me

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What Type are You???

Smart boy + Smart girl = Affair
Foolish boy + Smart girl = Empty pocket
Smart boy + Foolish girl = Pregnancy
Foolish boy + Foolish girl = Marriage

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Your Sleep time is over

Dear Friend,
Your Remaining
Sleeping Time
Has been Expired
SO
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U
*G00D M0RNING*

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You are the Angel….

U r d angel who I cherish so dearly
In this heart of mine,
da 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

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Reason for living

In life love is neither planned,
nor does it happen 4 a reason
But when da love is real
It becomes ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

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A simple Good Night

A simple Good Night
becomes a special greeting
when it is heartily given,
by someone so dear.
You have given me,
a wonderful meaning.
Good Night!

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Someone, Somewhere…

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you
says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you”re lonely…
remember its true,
Someone Somewhere is thinking of you…

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Last night

Last night ,
thinking of u,
one tear rolled out,
I asked why r u out?
Tear said
“there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes,
now there is no place for me.”

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Smile in Pleasure

Smile in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U…

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Cute Message to a dear one…

No SwEet ThouGhts 2 ForWard …
No Cute GrAphiCs 2 SenD …
JUST A CaRinG HeaRt SaYinG ….
(*_*) TakE CaRe AlwaYs (*_*)

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Friends are like water drops …
When mixed each other …
Form an “OCEAN

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

FRIENDSHIP-SMS

CUTE SMS

"U R MY SWEET FRIENDS HO NA,

I DON'T WANT TO KHONA,

I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART"

DO NA ""OTHER WISE

I WIL START ROHNA"Jaldi sy Acha sa EK SMS KARONA"

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She gave u birth, she gives u love, she teaches

u to smile to reach that extra mile, its the

MOTHER's payers behind everyone.

wish her HAPPY MOTHER DAY

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You cannot dream yourself into a character

you must hammer and forge yourself 1.

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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together & never say good bye...

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Meeting yoU was fate, becoming yoUr friend was choice, but falling in love with yoU was completely out of my control.

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A memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

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Life is a collection of changes.

So don't avoid changes.

Take every change as a challenge.

Some give success& some act as stepping stone to success...

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I m feeling so happy, do u know why? becoz i am so lucky, do you know how? becoz God lovez me.Do you know how? becoz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? its yoU my love.

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you are the sun in my day,

The wind in my sky,

The waves in my ocean,

And the beat in my heart.

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I get so emotional when you are not around,

I think the emotion is called happiness

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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,

but i never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.

miss you alot dear

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Ek bar Papu Gngubhai k ghar jata hy or darwaza knock krta hy

Gangubhai: Kaun?

Papu: May!

Gangubhai: May kaun?

Papu: Tuu Gangubhai!

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Tarasti aankhon ke piyas ho tum

Tarapte dil ke aas ho tum

Bhujti zindagi ke saans ho tum

Phir kaise na SMS karain

Jab itny KHAS ho tum.

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Im a paper, you can write your feelingz, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,

But dont throw me after use bcoz when you feel cold i'll burn my self to warm you.

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Love is not sum thing that happenz on 1st sight,

It happenz wen you start knowing each other,

& it turn ending up needing eachother,

for every feeling, for every thought & for every moment

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.-. .-.-. .-.

! " ! " !

"-...-"'-...-"MY

SWEET HONEY!

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the innocence that you possess in your eyes & conversations happen in your eyez.

i hold you dear you are the goddess of my heart.

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Last night I was arrested for walking in someone else's Dream

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I am out of my mind. Will be Back in five minutes

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Miss: Agar sachy dil sy Khuda sy Dua ke jay to wooh zaror pori hoti hy..

Student - Rehny dain madam, agr aysa hota to aap meri biwi hotein

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YoUr sms is electrical activity of my Heart!

Your miss call iz beat of my Heart!

Your calll is blood circulation of my heart!

Soo plz keep active my Heartt!

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YoU are SWEEET AS GINN,

HARD As RUMM,

CLEAR As VODHKAA,

MATURED AS WHISKEY,

REFRESHING As BEEER.

In short you are

a complete BAAR of frndship.

Cheeers.

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Sunday, April 4, 2010

FRIENDSHIP-SMS

Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
‘Dont tell dis 2 anyone’

I have nothing to
offer u in this world.
Its only my..
.
.
.
.
LOVELY
FRIENDSHIP
..
.
.
Chalegi na ?

“Value of relation”
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

FRIENDSHIP is just like “H2O”
No Colour
No Shape
No Place
No Size
No Money
No Rich
No Poor
But still essential for living & forever..

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
Water Reply:
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

When emotions play their role
Heart cries..
When heart cries it does not make any sound
and the person who listens
to the mute sound is called “FRIEND”….

Friday, April 2, 2010

FRIENDSHIP-SMS

Somewhere, Some1 Dreams Of Ur Smile & Finds Ur Presence.
In Life So WorthWhile.
So When ur Lonely,Remembr Its True
dat Some1, SomeWhere,Is
Thinkin Of U

A gun can kill some1.
fire can burn some1.
wind can chill.
anger can rage till it tearz u apart.
but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever

If kisses were water, I will give U sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give U a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give U a galaxy,
If friendship is life, I will give U mine.

My heart is made 2 luv U,
My lips are made to kiss U,
My eyes r made 2 see U,
My hands r made 2 hold U,
Every part of me wants U,
Maybe bcoz I was made just 4 U!!!

FRIEND means
F=Free from all formalities
R=Right to say any thing
I=In anyway
E=Either good or bad
N=No sorry no thanx
D=Daatnaa peetnaa allowed 24 hours

If someone asks me what is friendship,
“I would sit next to you,
Pull you all close to me,
Put my arms around you and say proudly,
This is friendship”

Sometimes my mind asks
Why? I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!!

You're the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise
You're the last thing I think of
When I close my eyes
You're in each thought I have
And every breath I take
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move you make
You're an angel from above
who takes away my pain
My love for you is so strong

CHANDRA

Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible.
Claude Bissell

LOVE QUOTES-SMS

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

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When love is not madness it is not love.

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Some love lasts a lifetime.True love lasts forever.

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Love is a game that two can play and both win.

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When u are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than ur dreams.

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Like music on da waters iz they sweet voice to me.

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two souls with but a 1 thought, two hearts that beat as one.

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Wen I met u I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

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if i has to choose between loving u, and breathing. I would use my last breath 2 say I LOVE YOU.

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Meeting u was fate, becoming your friend was a choice bt falling in love with you I had no control over.

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If u judge people, you have no time 2 love them.

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They say loving u gives pains and full of sacrifices But I will rather take pains and lots of sacrifices than not to be love by you.

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If rain drops were kisses,I could send u showers. if hugs were seas i send you oceans. and if love was a person i send you me.

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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know u do the same things 2, So we're really not that different, me and you.

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If I know wat love is, it is because of u.

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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, & ends with a teardrop.

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The ones that u love the most are usually the ones that hurt u the most.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

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To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.

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All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.

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Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.

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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

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In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for.

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Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

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When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.

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A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.

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There is no remedy for love but to love more.

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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead

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Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.

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Who can give law to lovers? Love is a greater law to itself.

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Love is an irresistible desire 2 b irresistibly desired.

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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature & embroidered by imagination.

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, bt luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy.

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Love makes life so confusing, bt without love would u really want 2 live?

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A woman knowz da face of da man she luvs like a sailor knowz da open sea.

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Don't hold 2 anger, hurt or pain. Thy steal ur energy & keep u 4rm luv.

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There iz no differnce b/w a wise man & a fool when thy fall in luv.

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There r more people who wish 2 be luvd dan there r who r willing 2 luv.

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I LOVE QUOTES-SMS

Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.

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I beseech you now with all my heart definitely to let me know your whole mind as to the love between us...

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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd walk through a garden forever.

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One word frees us of all the weight & pain of life That word is love.

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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

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For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

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Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning & all fear of an end.

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yoU are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean & the beat in my heart... I Love U Sweetheart!

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Never ask why I love u, just accept that I do, and that I ll for the rest of my life.

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You have entered my heart... And You will b here 4ever... I Love You

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You know a guy loves u when he says I love you! in a room full of teenage guys

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I love u becoz I know you r always there to catch me when I fall, there to listen wen I need u, there wen I feel alone.

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I love u not becoz of who u are, bt because of who Im when Im with you

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You know that wen I hate u, it is becoz I love u to a point of passion that unhinges my soul

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Falling in love is so hard on the knees

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

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Each day I Spend I love you mor
Today more than yestrday and less than 2morrow

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R we not like 2 volumes of one book?

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Evry momnt I spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true... I Love You sweet heart!

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A hundred heartz wuld b too few
2 carry all my luv 4 u.

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Luv iz only a dirty trick played on us 2 achieve continuation of da species.

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I Luv u wit da breath, da smiles & da tearz of all my life.

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THINKING OF U -SMS

Intizar k lamhon ka maza ajeeb hai
us k pyar ki saza ajeeb hai
Main usay yaad kia karti hon subah shaam
Aur us k khamosh rehnay ki ada ajeeb hai

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I'm lying in bed
Thought's of u spinning through my head.
And in the bottom of my heart
we will never be apart.

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Watching whitecaps roll into the ocean of blue.
With a smile on my face just thinking of u.
The sweet memories, the tender moments we've shared.
They caress me like the soft breeze that fills the air.

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I believe u were made special for me
But wonder if that could possibly be
I'm tired of being so alone and blue
But I always smile when thinking of u

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Im thinking of you
Wonder where you are tonight
I wish that I could hold you tight
Im thinking of you
Wish you could stay
But you are so far away, so far away

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I sit here quietly & watch the sun set
Thinking of someone that I've never met
I wonder does she think of me too
Needless to say I am thinking of you

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The rustling leaves
And gentle murmuring winds
Whispers your name to me
Thinking of you with love

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Shikwa kisi ka na fryad kisi k
Honee the uunhi Zindgi brbad kisik
Ehsas mita, ksak miti, mit gai Umeeday
Sb mit gya par na miti yad kisi k.

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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will nevr wither...
Becoz they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

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your wordz of love steal
sum 1's heart,
but you dont know that your
heart is already stolen by meee,
check that!

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Js sham brasty hain tare yad ky badal,
Us shabb ko koi hijr ka tara ni hota,
Yun he mery pehlu main chala ata hy aksar,
Wo dard jisy me ny pukara nahe hota.

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Man surrenders if he is WRONG, is HONEST. A man surrenders if he is NOT SURE, is WISE. A man surrenders if he is RIGHT, is HUSBAND

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When I am older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories,
& think of the day my children were born,
the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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Gud time,
bad time,
nite time,
day time,
work time,
office time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time im thinking of you all the time.

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It's hard to know, your just my friend
I wonder if this will ever end
I long to hold you the way I used to
And prove to you my love is so true
It wasn't long ago, yet feels like forever

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FRIENDSHIP POEM-SMS

A heart of gold will never rust
It is too precious and too fine
Those who know it think it to be
Sweeter than the sweetest wine.

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You're never alone, I'm always near
When your troubled, down or blue.
All you have to do is call me
I'm always here for you.

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You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad.

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Life isn't easy
and it will never be.
but remember you have some friends
and one of them is ME

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I will follow the rainbow until the end
If you promise to stay my friend
and if I die before you do
I'll go to paradise and wait for you.

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The best of friends,
Will understand,
ur little trials,
And lend a hand.
The best of friends,
Will always share,
ur secret dreams,
Because they care.

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I need to know if u're my true friend,
will u be by my side until the end?
Can I tell you my secrets deep,
and trust them in ur heart u�ll keep?

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A friend is like a flower
a rose 2 b exact
Or may be like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched
A friend iz like an owl
both beautiful & wise
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost
whose spirit nvr dies
A friend iz like a heart that goes
strong until the end
Where would we b in this world
if we didn't have a friend

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Friendship is mellow, friendship is strong,
Friendship stands fast during sorrow and song
Friendship is something with feet on the ground,
Be thankful for friendship where-ever it's found

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A friend is some 1 we turn 2
wen our spirits need a lift
A friend is some 1 we treasure
for our friendship is a gift
A friend is some 1 who fills our lives
with beauty, joy & grace
& makes the whole world we live in
a better & happier place

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Your laugh is like a silver bell
Clean and light and free
Just like the hours of happiness
Your friendship brings to me

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My friend is nice
We like 2 play
We play together every day
We laugh & cry
& laugh again
Coz, u see, we are Friends!

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Some friends are like a flower,
and when they finally bloom,
they wilt away in just one day

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SEND ME-SMS

Without ur SMS days are like
MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY
SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!

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My mobile had an accident with motorola
admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar.
Dr nokia says matter is serious.
SMS needed.So plz donate.

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Dil mein ek shor ho raha ha,
bina SMS dil bore ho raha ha,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,
mujhse door ho raha ha.

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You May Have 3 Reasons for Not Messaging Me:
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package.
Or
3. No guts to Disturb a Prince.

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AJEEB larki hoon khud ko jalana chahti hoon
Main khud ko raakh kr ke kahin bhool jana chahti hoon
Mere naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab mili muj ko
Bas ab to umer bhar aansoo bhahana chahti hoon

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Kanjosi ki zindagi kya jeena yaro

kabhi hamari tarha bhi jeya karo

roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati

kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.

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U Look Sweet when U Open MY sms,
U Look �Sweeter� when U Read and smile,
But U Look �Sweetest� when U Reply,
So Always Try to Look Sweetest...

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I U pe itna DYING,
Jitnaa sea mein panee LYING,
Akash mein panchee FLYING,
Parende garden mein JAYING ,
Kubsy hum hain CRYING
Phir bhee dekho you are not REPLYING

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Kujh ty duniya daari rakh.
Kujh ty dostee yaari rakh.
Cal ty tu karni naee
SmS ty jaari rakh
Jay SMS waste "Balance" nahee te
Fayr
Kisee "Faqeer" day naal
yaree rakh

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Doc prescription 4 you...
A cute little smile fr breakfast,
Mor laughs for lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...
Doctors fees?
A SMS whnevr u r free....

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Relationship iz like a Garden. Itz beautyful wen watered wid...
love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...

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INTELLIGENCE TEST
Agr Ankhain milany ky Baad 2 r 2 say 4 ho jati han....
to 2 Dil Milany ky Baad 1 kin ho jty han ????

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Inn Ghurbat Zadaa Logon ko Msg Naa kar FARAAZ!
Yeh Mar Jayen Gay Par Msg kaa Jawaab Naee Dain Gey

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kia andaz hy
kia jalwa hy
kia style hy
aur kia smile hy
msg to karti ni
aur fakhar sy kahti ho mary pas mobile hy...

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Sitm sahny ke b had hoti hy,
kisi ko satany k b had hoti hy,
sms bhjny k koshish kro janab,
mufat k sms parhny k b had hoti hy.

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SECRET SANTABANTA-SMS

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't
tell me where

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bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho?
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he..

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes 4 a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

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A lady calls Santa 4 repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up
for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I
press the bell but no one comes out

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya ha.

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While walking in da highlandz Santa fell down a bottomless hole.
Banta: Santa u ok?
Santa: I am ok
Banta: Did any thing broke?
Santa: No, dere's nothing down here

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Teacher: Mein tayno kuttay ty essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kiun naee liyandaa ?
Santa: Kee kardaa Ustaad ji,
jaini waari mein kuttay tay Pen rakhia oh paj jaanda si

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Santa: I hav swallowed a key.
Doctor: Whn?
Santa: 4 months ago!
Doctor: What were u doing til now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I hav lost it too

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Preeto: Shouted at Santa: You r gonna be really sorry! Im going 2 LEAVE u!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which 1 is it gonna be?

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Titanic dooob rhaa tha.
1 adme ny santa se poocha
Dharti kitny dooor hay.
Santa 3kms.
admi ne samandur me jump laga k pucha kis tarf.
Santa: NEECHE.........

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Santa went 2 see a girl 4 wedding.
Their families decided 2 leave them fr some talk.
After sum time santa asks: "pehn ji, tussi kinne pehn paraa ho?"
Girl: "Vaisay tay 4 si, par hun 5 ho gaye aan."

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Santa goes 2 buy a underwear. On choosing 1 he asks: How much 4 this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Ary bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear ni chahiye.

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Santa found ans of da most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes 1st the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehly do gy, vo aye ga!

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Banta's Son: I dreamed last nite dat u gave me 1000rs 4 Baysaaki.
Banta : Well, as u have been a good boy lately, you may keep it along wid u.

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SANTA-SMS

SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
.
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
.
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saaly master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha ha.

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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I hav a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?

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Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He iz at medical school.
Santa singh : what iz he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him.

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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene ha.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega iss layi tere vi gin laye ne.

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Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y ?
Sanata ne sales-girl sey kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki ha
Soney ka kya rate lengi.

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Santa 2 his servant: Go and water da plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella n go.

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Titanic say sath Santa b doobh raha tha r hans b raha tha Banta: Oye tu hans kyun raha hay Santa: Thanks GOD main nay return ticket nahi lia

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Santa: Yaar mein apnee girl friend nu gift dayna hy, kee dayvan?
Banta: Gold ring dy dy.
Santa: Koee vadee cheeze dus yaar.
Banta: Ty fayr MRF da tyre dy dy.

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Santa: Lite Kithon Aandee ay?
Banta: Mery Nankiyan Dy Gharon.
Snata: Kinwaain?
Bnata: Jado Lite Jaandi Hy Papa Kehndy ne �Saleyan ny fayr cut diti.

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Santa: Basanti suit bara sona paya hy.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee
Santa: Lipstick bari soni laye ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Gee.
Santa: Sahingaaar ev sona ketaa ay.
Basanti: Thnk u Ge
Santa: Par soni phair ve nahi lagdi...

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Santa 2 Pappu: Where's ravi Lake?
Pappu: Pataa nahee.
Santa: Kabhe ghar sy bhee nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar mein bhee rha kro.

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Santa found ans of tha most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!

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Santa: Wats difference between man n Superman?
Banta: Man wears underwear under da trouser n superman wears it over da trouser.

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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Banta or Preeto main laraee ho gaee, Banta gher say chalaa gayaa.
Banta raat ko phone pay: Khaanay main kiya hei?
Preeto: Zehr.
Banta: Main dayr say aaon gaa, tum kha ker soo jana.

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BROKEN HEART-SMS

Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i'd still love you
and
i won't expect you to
love me in return �

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Some broken heart may never mend
Some memories may never end
Some wet tears may never dry
But my love for you will never die

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Gungunatey huye aanchal ki hava de mujhko,
Ungliyaan pher kar balon mein, sula de mujhko.
Jiss tarah faaltu guldaan pade rehte hein,
Apne ghar ke kisi kone se laga de mujhko.
Yaad kar ke mujhe takleef hi hoti hogi,
Ek kissa hoon purana sa bhula de mujhko.
Doobtey doobtey aawaz teri sun jaoun,
Akhri baar tu sahil se sada de mujhko.

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I cannot erase from my heart
sweet memories of you
thy tongue sharp as a dart
my poor heart eschew.
s

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Apni Dharkano Se Kuch Aisay Mera Naam Lo
Ye Waqt Ruk Jaye Is Lamhay Ko Thaam Lo
Teri Aankhon Mein Jhalak Hai Asi Merey Pyar Ki
Saahil Pe Jesey Dhalti Haseen Shaam Ho

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Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...

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raqs karne ka mila hukm jo dariyaon mein
ham ne khush hoke bhanwar bandh liye paon mein
un ko bhi ha ksi bhige hue manzar ki talash
bund tak bo na sake jo kabhi sahraon mein.

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un k ek jan-nisar ham bhi hain
hain jahan sau-hazar ham bhi hain
tum bhi bechain ham bhi hain bechain
tum bhi ho beqarar ham bhi hain..

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So I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

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Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye

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Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He....
Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub Badalti He.....
Tumhi Ko Chahte Hein Aur Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hein....
Ye He Barson Ki Adat Aur Adat Kub Badalti He....

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Waqt guzarta raha,
par sansey thami thi,
Muskura rahe the hum,
Par ankho mein nami thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami thi...

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Great mind contains ideas and reasons; scientific mind contains formulas and figures; my mind contains only U my Sweet Heart!

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Wo Haans Kr Mily Hum Pyar Samjh Bathy,
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Smjh Bathy,
Itni Ache To Na The Qismat Humare,
Khud Ko Un Ke Chahat Ka Haqdaar Smjh Bathey

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I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 else
Wen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YU
Mey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self

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Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa,
Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa,
Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they,
Jaltaa rahaa mayra gher aur samander Kareeb thaa.

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Bars�n Key Inteeza�r kaa Anj�aam Likhh Diya
K�aghaz Pay Sh�am k�a�t Ka phir Sh�am likhh diya
Bikhree Paree thee t��t Kay Kaleey�n Zameen Par
Terteeeb dey kay Mei ney Tayraa naaam likhh diya ()

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Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein
Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein..
ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai..
iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein

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Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye,
Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye,
Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,
Uss ney chorh diyaa aur hum sawaal bee naa ker paaye.

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BREAKEN-DOSTI-SMS

Love is like a worm
It seems like a heaven when it moves in your body
Finally you will find that it sucking your blood and soon your going to die
No other way.

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Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi ha
Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi ha
Bohat anmol ik heera bhi ha.

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Pass se dekho to sharab bhi ha
Dukh milne pe ye azab bhi ha
Aur ye pyar ka jawab bhi ha..

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zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain dosti se nafrat ho gayi

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Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo
Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaroo..

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yon bhi guzar gai shab-e-furqat kabhi kabhi
ai dost ham ne tark-e-muhabbat k bawajud
mahsus ki hai teri zarurat kabhi kabhi......

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lekin ye sochta hun k ab tera kya hun main
bikhra para ha tere hi ghar mein tera wajud
bekar mahfilon mein tujhe dhundta hun main

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Hamein To Ho Gaya Dushwaar Ik Insaan Ka Paana!

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A True Friend...Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like a Sister,
Irritates like a Brother,
And Finally Loves u more than a LOVER...

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sitam hi karna jafa hi karna nigah-e-lutf kabhi na karna
tumhen qasam hai hamare sar ki hamare haq main kami na karna.

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Kar jaa kuch aisa yaari may,
Ke thanks aur sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aisi yaari ke yaaro ko,
Tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasana lage..

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is ada se vo vafa karte hain
koi jane k vafa karte hain
hamko choroge to pachtaoge
hansana valon se hansa karte hain...

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Friendship iz like a glass,
handle it with care,
becoz once broken cannot be mended,
and even if mended....
a crack iz alwaz there..

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Door chnad kahi jal raha ho ga
Kis ka dil machal raha ho ga
Uff yeh mera pairo mai chubhan kasi
Zaror mere koi apna kanto per chal raha ho ga

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Aj ujali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab hamne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki human dosti se nafrat ho gayi

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Aaap jaisa dost har ek ka khwab hota hai,
Jin ka alag andaaz hota hai,
Asma ka koi hisab nahi hoya,
Par Aap
Kejaisa ek dost taro me aftab hota hai

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Iqrar kr gya kbi inkar kr gya,
hr bar ak azab sy doo char kr gya.
Rasta badal badal ky b dekha magar wo shaks
Dil mein utar k sari haden par kar gaya�

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Duaoon main tari khoshi mangty han
Khaboon main tari hansi mangty han
Sochtay hain hum tum sy kia mangan
Chalo umer bher ki DOSTI mangty han.

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Hm to khty thy kh hm pathr dil ho chuky hain,
Mgr, Azmaish e waqt pr phoool sy bhe hasas nikly...!!!

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Ghum- e- dil sunaaney kou g chahataa hei..
Tumain aazmaaney kou g chahataa hei.
Sunaa hei jb se key bohat door hou tum,
bohat door jaaney kou g chahataa hei..
Unhayn hum say koee sheekaayat nahee hei,
yun hee rooth jaanay kou g chahataa hei
Dua hai k wo Humse 100 bar roothein,
hamara mananay ko jee chahata hai.

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"Dostee kaa payghaam jou aapkaa millaa,
Dil hoo gya khushh mit gayaa saaraa gillaa,
Kisee Dost kou nahee milla ho gaa,
Dostee kaa aiysaa silla,
Key Saarey Ghumm Ho gaye door mayray,
Jub doston kay piyar kaa nazraana millaa"

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Zindaggee kei raaahon mai tumein jou gham milein gey,
Mayray haunslon sey kumm milain gey....
Jub khod kou tanhaa paao kbee,
Qassam dostee kie bus yaad karnaa aur samaney ham milein gey....

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BREAKUP-SMS

Staying far never breaks relation
Staying near never builds relation
Its a link between hearts
Which never allows us to forget each other.!
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Love hurts when you breakup with someone
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with u
But love hurts the most
when the person u love
has no idea how u feel.
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The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
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I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
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I'm sure u've met my new girlfriend, she's been ur best friend for 8 years.
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As we go on we remembar all da times we had 2gether.and as our life changes cum whatevar we wil still be friends forever.
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Aysi beywafai ki usnay
muhabat bhe badnam ho gai....
apni muhabat ki itni kemat vasul ki usnay
k hmari arthi bhi nilam ho gai.....
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate�
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Have I told you how much I am in love with you? No and Never? Think about it.
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Tmhain bhe to khabar ho g
Kh Darya pas behtay hon to pani acha lagta hy
kinaron sy juri mitti se pocho rog chahat ka
Kh is pani ke chahat main
kinaron sy ukhar kr ajnbi deson me jana kitna mushkil hy
Kinara phr nhi milta
Tmhain bs itna likhna hy:
YAHAN JO Bhe BICHAAR JAY DOBARA PHR NAHI MILTA
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Tum sy mil kr yh jana
pyar aik dokha hai�Ah hm jana zindage aik samjhota hay.
Tm pr yaqeen hud sa zada tha kya pata tha k to bhi aik dokha hay
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I misss u when yu r faar away.I think abt yu every nite n day.Evn if v cant bee 2gether.I will misss u now & for evr!
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i loved u 1ce u luved me nt.i loved u 2ice but i 4got.u nevr luv me u nevr will buh even so i lov yu stilll.
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i heard sum 1 wisper yr name, buh wen i turned arnd 2 cee who it was, i notice i was alone, den i realise it was my heart teling me that i mis yu.
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Un kay Honton Pey Mayra Naam Jub Ayaa Ho gaa..
Khod kou Ruswaayee Say Pher Kaisey Buchaayaa Ho gaa..
Sun kay Fassaana Auron Sey Mayrii Barbaadi Kaa..
Kiya Un ko Apna Sitam Naa Yaad Ayaa Ho gaa???
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Wo repeete ker dunga,
Tuu na milee tou tujh koo dil sey,
Ctrol+Alt+Delte ker dungaa.
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Jub challaa chorh kay batlaane kee zehmut bhee naaa kee,
Khoob thaa dostee ik arsaa neebhaanay waalaa,
Dushmanee kay bhee tou adaab hein aye dostt bataa,
Koee etnaa bhee naa thaa tujh koo bataney waalaa.
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