Monday, February 22, 2010

holi-sms

Red for prosperity Green for happiness Blue for longevity Orange for progress Pink for friendship May you be blessed with all Shades of life Wish you a very happy and colourful holi! ***************** 
Bhang ki khushbu, thandayi ki mitahs, rango ki bahar, holi ka tyohar aane ko taiyar, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar, sabse pehle, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar.
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Tyohaar ye rang ka, Tyohaar ye bhang ka, Masti Mein mast hojao aaj, HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi. aur Doguna mazaa ha yaar ke sang ka. Holi Mubarak
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A true and caring relation doesn't hav 2 speak loud, A soft sms iz enough 2 express your feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun..
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Apne dil ka haal batana chor dya, humny bhi gehrai mein jaana chor dya.orr Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Sunehree Dhoop Barsaat kay Baad thodee See Hashi Her Baat kay Baad Ussee Tarah Ho Mubarak ApKo Yh Naee Subah Kal raat Kay Baad Happy Holi.
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Laal, gulabee, neela, peela haathon me liyaa samayt, Holi kay din rangain gay sajni, kr ky meethi bheynt. 
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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak! 
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Happy holi 2 u & ur family. Celebrate wid crackers & diyas fly kitez! Get drunk.. Just like Im rite now. Happy Holi
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Just like a red rose dat fills da world with beauty n fragrance U have made my life so beautyful by being in it. On Holi, da festival of colorz n joy I wanna say thank u for all da love n smyles u have brought 2 my life. Happy Holi
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Rangoon sy b rangeen zindagi hy hamari, rangeli rhy yh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigray ye pyar ki rangoli, ay mre yar aisi Happy Holi.
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If wishes came in rainbow colorz, I would send u the brightest onez to say, Happy Holi ! *****************
Rang udaye Pichkri rang sy rang jy duniya sri holi ky rang aap ky jeevan ko rang dy ye shubha kana hy hamari. HAPPY HOLI 
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May God gift u all the colors of life, clrs of joy, clrs of happiness, clrs of friendship, clrs of lov nd all other colors u want 2 paint in ur life. Happy Holi. *****************

inspiration-quotes

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. *
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.. 
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For every dark night, there is a brighter day..
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Minds are like parachutes,they only function when open
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Maxims are the condensed good sense of nations
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A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song 
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Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten
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Great truths are portions of the soul of man and Great souls are portions of eternity 
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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say Why not? 
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ease your competence in your key result areas
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The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
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I have gathered a posie of other mens flowers, & nothing bt the thread that binds them is my own.
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Great truths r portions of the soul of man Great souls are portions of eternity. 
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You can not b friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality. 
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Its much easier 2 turn a friendship in 2 love than love in 2 friendship.
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The rain may be falling hard outside, Bt ur smile makes it all alright. I am so glad that you are my friend. I know our friendship will never end. 
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, & that gentleness is 2 be expected only from the strong.
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Quality is remembered long after the price iz forgotten.
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If we wait for the moment wen every thing, absolutely every thing is ready, we shall never begin. 
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It is good 2 have an end to journey toward; bt it is the journey that matters, in the end. 
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There never ll b complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers.
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We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
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My address is like my shoes. It travels with me. I abide where there is a fight against wrong.
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I think the key is 4 women not 2 set any limits.
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People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer. Actually a job is better 4 me.
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A bird doesn't sing becoz it has an answer, it sings becoz it has a song.
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A calm and peaceful mind is a very important factor in good health. 
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Try not 2 become a man of success bt a man of value.
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If u can imagine it, u can achieve it; if u can dream it, u can become it.
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thanku-sms

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!
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 No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
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 I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. Shall i not call God The beautiful, who daily showth himself so 2 me in his gifts.
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Well thank u very much, I didn't expect birthday greetings 4rm outer space.
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Thanks are the highest form of thought,& that gratitude iz happiness doubled by wonder. ***************
 I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks
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Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls
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A book is a gift you can open again and again
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We sincerely appreciate and thank you for your very lovely wedding gift
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 Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
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The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention
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Gratitude is the memory of the heart
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I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude ***************
 Just a "thank you" is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all
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 You treated me like one of the family... But thanks anyway!
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 Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
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 Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well ***************
 To say thank u, is in recognition of humanity.
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 Its nice 2 b important, bt its more important 2 b nice.
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Hem ur blessings with thankfulness so they dont unravel
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Life is partly wat we make it, & partly wat it is made by the friends we choose. ***************
A friend is someone who understands ur past, believes in ur future, and accepts u just the way u r. ***************
If the only prayer u ever say in ur entire life is thank u, it will b enough
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Just a thank you is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all.
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 1 can pay back the loan of gold, bt 1 dies 4ever in debt 2 those who r kind.
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 Not wht we give, Bt wht we share, 4 da gift without da giver Is bare.
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I would maintain dat thankz r da highest frm of thought & dat gratitude iz happiness doubled by wonder.
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 How far dat little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. ***************

best-friend-quotes

Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life only a precious few have the same one. ***************
We are all travellers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels iz an honest friend.
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My best friend iz the one who brings out the best in me.
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 Give me one good friend, one who'll tell me 2 my face when I'm acting like an idiot, and you can have the resT
If u are looking 4 a friendship that iz forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening, than buy a dog.
A circle is round it has no end, thats how long I want 2 b ur friend.
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 The medicine of life is 2 have true faithful friends.
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True friends r very difficult 2 find, hard 2 leave, and impossible 2 forget.
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A true friend reaches 4 ur hand and touches your heart.
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Life is nothing without friendship.
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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked
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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies
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 Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
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 Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
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 One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure
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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly ***************
One can't complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday
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 If u should die be4 me, ask if u can bring a friend.
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When it hurts 2 look back, & u r scared 2 look ahead, u can look beside u and ur best friend ll b there.
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Friendship is not a big thing - its a million little things.
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 There are big ships & small ships. Bt the best ship of all is friendship.
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Good friends r like stars.... U dont always see them, bt u know they are always there.
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 A friend is someone who lets u have total freedom 2 b urself.
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A loyal friend laughs at ur jokes when thy're not so good & sympathizes with ur problems when thy're not so b

CUTE-TEXT-MESSAGES

When u feel cold and warm at the same time when u read over the same line for the tenth time when ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind then u are in deep trouble my friend u are in what they call, love.
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 A Perfect Gift for U today Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, FulLy Returnable it's a SMILE from me. Enjoy and take care
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Sometimes, its amazing how easily we fall in love with someone who simply smiles, talks or stares at us. the only hard thing to do is to make that person fall 4 us. I'm falling for you.
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 If you are in a dark room, yoU find blood everywhere & walls are shaking dont worry friend..... you are at da safest place you are in my heart....
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 Whenever you feel blue, I wl be there for you, Whenever you are sad, I wl stay by your side, Whenever you need some1 to love. I wil always be there for you to have.
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Birdy birdy on the sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!
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 In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep becose I'm hungry.
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 Im afraid to close my eyes becoz I might think of you. Im afraid to open them becoz I might see you. Im afraid to move my lips becoz I might speak of you. Im afraid to listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.
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Keep on planting good deeds! In his own time, & in his own way, the lord will send the harvest. Like He send U to me
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 I always thought loving sumone was the best feeling, but I realized the loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love people but we nevr lose true friends.
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 thesun had risen from the east and birds are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowerz. It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say gud morning to you..
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May be God wants yoU to meet a few wrong peopl before meeting the right, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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the time i spend with you. I think im falling in love with you.
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 Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. you stole my heartthe moment you looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beats it mentions your name.
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 A memory lasts for ever and never does it die. True friendz stay together & never say gud byeee. *****************
Meeting yoU was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.
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 A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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I have a new camera your snap please... don't move 1 2 3 smile please ready ohho those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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 once i heard dat sum one called ur name. i luked back to seee, buh there was no one sudddenly i realised that its my heart beat, remembering you.
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Under the sea, there lays a rock, in the rock, there is an envelopeee, in the envelopeee, there is a paper, on the paper, there are three wordz "Forget me not"
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A Beautyful Girl Goes to Skin Specialist Doctor and Asks: Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..? Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee. *****************
 Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe with his wife. Sardaar: jaldee Pee Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee. Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa? Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh, Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs & Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs *****************
 send cute messsges to your frnds by using our cute frdship text messsges, cute poem text messsges and cute love messsges
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BEST-WISHES-SMS

 God's blessing may come as a surprise, and how much you recieve, depends on how much, your heart can believe. may you be blessed beyond what you expect
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Climb every mountain in your life.You will reach the top. Best Wishes To You. *****************
When things go wrong When sadness fills ur heart When tears flow in ur eyes Always remember 3 things God, ur parents & my best wishes Best of Luck
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 MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT. MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT... MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R. GOD BLESS U.... *****************
 Aap ko mile khusiyo key sare rang, jivan mey bhar jaye umang tarang, ley chalo hamey bhi apney sang, nahi dalenge rang me bhang...
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I hav framed a bright and colourful wish Just for u..
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 Khiltay Phuloo Ki Rida Ho Jay Itni Hasas Hawa Ho Jaye MangtE He Hath Par Khushya Rakh Day Itna Meherban ap Per KHUDA Ho Jay
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Happiness as liet as air LOVE as DEEP as OCCEAN Friend as solid as diamonds & success as bright as gold These are my wishes for you 2day and everyday...
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May the angels protect you May the sadness forget you May happiness B around you May ALLAH bless you forever My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever *****************
 No shadows 2 deprezz u only joyz 2 surround u many friends 2 love u God himself 2 bless u Theze r my wishez 4 u, 4 today, tommorrow n every day
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Hr kaamyaabee py ap kaa naam ho gaa, Ap ky her Qadam py duniya kaa salaam ho gaa, Mushkilon kaa saamnaa himmat sy karnaa, Dua hy ek din waqt bhee ap kaa ghulaam ho gaa *****************
 Sending u a GOOD LUCK CHARM May riches shine on u Good Luck Dear!
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I Wish 4 " U " Good start 4 Monday No Hurdles 4 Tuesday No pain 4 Wednesday No anxiousness 4 Thursday Great Smyle 4 Friday Grand Party 4 Saturday n Enjoy fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautyful & lovely week."
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 nevr say u ar happy whn u ar sad.. nevr say u ar fine whn u ar not ok.. nevr say u afeel good whn u feel bad,.. nevr say u ar alone whn i m still alive... good luck and best wishes 4ever............. **********
 Every moment of your life is a pic which u had never seen b4 & which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautyful.
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With my 1 Heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... I wish you best of LUCK
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Care for the one who sharez with you, share wid the one who knowz you, know the one who MISSES you, MISS the one who have WELL WISHES for you, Wish you all the Best *****************
 Soft Speech clean hart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind & determined decision wth God's Love. Alway Makes u winner. BEST OF LUCK
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FUNNY-SMS

Hum Na hOn gaY to kOn Manaye ga Tumhain? Yah ghalat baat hy har baat py Rotha Naa karo. ***************
Un say Keh doo Ky Youn Har baat py rotha naa Kary Faraz.. Kisi din Meter ghOom gaya to sar Phaar duN gaa..
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 If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. ***************
 I feel the anger rize up in me The same anger That makes me bleed Inside In my heart and in my soul Killing me.
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ik-ik patthar jor k main ne jo diwar banai ha jhanku us ke pichhe to ruswai hi ruswai ha yon lagta ha sote jagte auron ka mohtaj hun main ankhen meri apni hain par un mein nind parai ha ***************
kya gul khilega dekhiye ha fasl-e-gul to dur aur su-e-dasht bhagte hain kuch abhi se ham kya dil ko le gaya koi begana ashna kyun apne ji ko lagate hain kuch ajanabi se ham
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 hasrat ha tujhe samne baithe kabhi dekhun main tujh se mukhatib hun tera hal bhi puchun dil main ha mulaqat ki khwahish ki dabi aag mehndi lage hathon ko chupa kr kahan rakhun ***************
har ek harf-e-arazu ko dastan kiye hue zamana ho gaya hai un ko mahaman kiye hue surur-e-aish talKhi-e-hayat ne bhula diya dil-e-hazin hai bekasi ko hijr-e-jan kiye hue
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Jb chla chor ky btanay ke zahmat bhi na ki Khob tha dosti ek arsa nbany wala, Dushmani ke b to adab hain ay dost bata Koi itna b na tha tjh ko batanay wala.
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 Kal ko milne ke aaas rehny do, Zindagi ke baqi pyas rhny do, Apne khushiyan smait lo janan Mujh ko yun he udas rhne do.
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Ab is dil sy yh gawara nhi hota, inbOX main koi SMS tumhra nhi hota, Bhool kr he sms kr diya karo, Sirf yad kerny sy guzara ni hota.
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 Zulf rukh sy hata ky bat karo raat ko din bana ky bat karo ashianay ky charagh madhum han tum zara ankhan utha ky baat karo yh b andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha kh bat karo. ***************

BIRTHDAY-SMS

 Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer New happiness that stays throughout the year Hope your birthday brings all these and more Filling life with surprise and joys galore!
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Birthday cards are all the same That just seems an awful shame But this one's different from the start Since it traveled from the heart. (Happy Birthday)
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Happy birthday on this beautiful day We wish you the best, without any delay Hope you enjoy it, from beginning till end Here's a hug and kiss, we're ready to send.
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Happy birthday my true love Your beauty stems from up above Sweetest smile and kindest heart Like a priceless piece of precious art.
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 Happy birthday and the sweetest September A celebration we shall surely remember We know you waited another year To bring all of us, together and near.
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Now is your birthday I've just got to say There's a little thing inside me That's saying. You've got to stay! *****************
I hope you feel deep in your heart As your birthdays come & go How very much you mean to me More than you can know.
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 My love, I wish u a happy birthday But it's me who has been blessed For I got to spend the year with u In our comfy, cozy nest.
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Somebody up there Loves u Somebody down here cares for u Happy Birthday.. *****************
I'm so glad u were born, because u brighten my life and fill it with joy.
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 This message comes to say U are wished the joy U deserve today... And may the days that lie ahead b extra nice, And filled with all the happiness thoughts. !! happy birthday !! *****************
 LooK outside Its so pleasant Sun smiling for u Trees dancing for u Birds singing for u Because I requested them All to wish u HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A simple celebration a gathering of frndz here is wishing u great happiness a joy that never ends. (Happy Birthday)
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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.
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 Its a nice feelling when u know that sum one likes u, sum one thinks about u, sum one needs you; but it feelz much beter when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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ANNIVERSARY SMS

As we learn, let us share.
As we take, let us give.
As we weep, let us care.
As we love, let us live.
Best Wishes On ur
Wedding Anniversary



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Your anniversary is a time
For sharing ur affection
It's obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!



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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover



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When I look at you, my dear
It doesn't seem like you've aged
To me you're just as beautiful
As the day we became engaged.
Happy Anniversary..



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Hoping that the love you shared years ago iz still
as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy
love and happiness to celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary.



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I'll always remember the day I married u
Without u my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
ur loving and thoughtful just to mention two
I adore ur sweet smile It makes me want u.



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If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say
do you still love me? I'd say, Till death do us part Happy Anniversary..



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Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy abt each other.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!


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That special day iz here again The day we took our vows u are just as special to me today As u still get me aroused.
"Happy Anniversary Lover".



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On ths special day
best wishes go to U
that ths wonderfull luv you share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my LUv



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Marriag iz that relation between
man & women in which
the Independence iz Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes on Wedding Anniversary.



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Nothing in this world Could ever b
As wonderful as the luv You have given me
ur love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you r my darling wife.
Happy Wedding Anniversary



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we've a collection of happy anniversary message, poems, anniversary sayings and quotes for golden, silver, 10th , 20th, 50th love anniversary message for husband, wife, friend, teacher, uncle, aunty and for weddings.


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Sunday, February 21, 2010

SMS JOKES

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.




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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!




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We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




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Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.




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What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata




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Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




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Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.




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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.




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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!




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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!



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Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.




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Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN



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How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.




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ENCOURAGEMENT SMS

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions & make them great. Nothing is right nor wrong. Every thing is in us. Think positive ***************** Fly in the plane of ambition Land in the airport of success luck is urs, wish is mine may ur future bright ***************** Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price. ***************** Success is like tip of the tail if cat runs to catch the tail it has to keep running forever but if it walks in its own style tail followslive life with ur. ***************** Its not the possession of good things which bring happiness-it is the ability to enjoy what comes. Happiness is an aptitude. ***************** It feels good 2 stand on ground & watch up high at Your AIM, But It feels best whn You stand up high & others watch You as their Aim... ***************** When earthly help s no avail, there iz 1 frnd who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyez, d answer iz there. For nobody knows da power of prayer. Have a worry free day.. ***************** When a door of happiness closes. Another opuns, But so often at times we look so long at da closed door, dats we dontc da 1 which has been opening at us.. ***************** The Lord wl change all our defeat in2 a path for new blessings. Do not think dat failure can push us down. Instead it wl be changed in2 a ladder of blessings. ***************** TALENTS WILL TAKE YOU 2 HIGH POSITIONS. BUT CHARACTER WILL HELP TO MAINTAIN DA HIGH POSITION ***************** A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling! ***************** When God closes a door, He opens a window... bt at times He shuts both, worry nt 4 he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck nd God Bless ***************** In life, we seldom find a TRUE person & if u ever find one,hold on and nvr let go, value tht person coz its lyfs gifts worth keepin n holdin on.. Take Care!! ***************** God says: u r my precious 1, u r my child, u r da apple of my eyes, i ll nvr leave u, i ll alwayz lov u. ***************** 1 tree cn start a forest; 1 smile cn start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend cn make life worth living 4. *****************

GOOD-MORNING SMS

Early this morning God gave me three baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me to share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with yoU, Good Morning! br> ***************** You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning. Get up now and turn ur dream into reality. Good Morning!! br> ***************** Each morning we will watch the sunrise, While we are wrapped in each other's arms, Good Morning br> ***************** Good morning sweetheart How are you today Are you thinking of me Are you coming my way br> ***************** Above the dark horizon soon new light rays wil appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning: br> ***************** Good Morning! Good Morning! The sun is up and shining bright. Boy, I wish I was still in bed, With my eyes closed tight! Have a great day br> ***************** A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Have a Good Morning & Day br> ***************** Life is like a Book: Each day a new page wd adventures to experience, lessons 2 learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today Good Morning br> ***************** WAVES are INSIPIRING,not bcoz day RISE-N-FALL; but bcoz each time day FALL, day never fail to RISE AGAIN! Wish you the same!G.M br> ***************** Open your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom.... Birds can sing, Becoz all are waiting to see your Beautiful Smile Good Morning..... ***************** Shadow of yesterday have faded away Sun has reappeared its a brand new day Birds singing their song loud & clear Announcing to the world a new day is here Wishing you contentment and peace along the way Good morning and have a good day ***************** Every bad situation will have sum thing +ve Even a stopped Clock is correct to times a day... Think of this and lead your life and be happy Good Morning ***************** A prayer can go where I can't go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my prayers Will alwayz be with You Good morning ***************** Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. ***************** It makes me so happy, this is what i am gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING. ***************** Always ask GOD to give you wat you deserve, Not what you desire. Your desirez may be few bt you deserve alot Good Morning... ***************** I LUV you EVRYDAY I Like you EVERYDAY I miss you EVERYDAY I need you EVERYDAY Bcoz EVERYDAY I realy love you good morning. *************** New day new blessing. Dont let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, becoz each day has its own promise of lov,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning... *************** You have got idea how gud it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine & im your's Have a great day ahead and Good Morning *****************

Monday, February 22, 2010

holi-sms

Red for prosperity Green for happiness Blue for longevity Orange for progress Pink for friendship May you be blessed with all Shades of life Wish you a very happy and colourful holi! ***************** 
Bhang ki khushbu, thandayi ki mitahs, rango ki bahar, holi ka tyohar aane ko taiyar, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar, sabse pehle, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar.
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Tyohaar ye rang ka, Tyohaar ye bhang ka, Masti Mein mast hojao aaj, HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi. aur Doguna mazaa ha yaar ke sang ka. Holi Mubarak
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A true and caring relation doesn't hav 2 speak loud, A soft sms iz enough 2 express your feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun..
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Apne dil ka haal batana chor dya, humny bhi gehrai mein jaana chor dya.orr Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Sunehree Dhoop Barsaat kay Baad thodee See Hashi Her Baat kay Baad Ussee Tarah Ho Mubarak ApKo Yh Naee Subah Kal raat Kay Baad Happy Holi.
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Laal, gulabee, neela, peela haathon me liyaa samayt, Holi kay din rangain gay sajni, kr ky meethi bheynt. 
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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak! 
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Happy holi 2 u & ur family. Celebrate wid crackers & diyas fly kitez! Get drunk.. Just like Im rite now. Happy Holi
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Just like a red rose dat fills da world with beauty n fragrance U have made my life so beautyful by being in it. On Holi, da festival of colorz n joy I wanna say thank u for all da love n smyles u have brought 2 my life. Happy Holi
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Rangoon sy b rangeen zindagi hy hamari, rangeli rhy yh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigray ye pyar ki rangoli, ay mre yar aisi Happy Holi.
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If wishes came in rainbow colorz, I would send u the brightest onez to say, Happy Holi ! *****************
Rang udaye Pichkri rang sy rang jy duniya sri holi ky rang aap ky jeevan ko rang dy ye shubha kana hy hamari. HAPPY HOLI 
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May God gift u all the colors of life, clrs of joy, clrs of happiness, clrs of friendship, clrs of lov nd all other colors u want 2 paint in ur life. Happy Holi. *****************

inspiration-quotes

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. *
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.. 
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For every dark night, there is a brighter day..
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Minds are like parachutes,they only function when open
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Maxims are the condensed good sense of nations
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A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song 
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Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten
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Great truths are portions of the soul of man and Great souls are portions of eternity 
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You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say Why not? 
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ease your competence in your key result areas
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The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
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I have gathered a posie of other mens flowers, & nothing bt the thread that binds them is my own.
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Great truths r portions of the soul of man Great souls are portions of eternity. 
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You can not b friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality. 
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Its much easier 2 turn a friendship in 2 love than love in 2 friendship.
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The rain may be falling hard outside, Bt ur smile makes it all alright. I am so glad that you are my friend. I know our friendship will never end. 
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, & that gentleness is 2 be expected only from the strong.
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Quality is remembered long after the price iz forgotten.
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If we wait for the moment wen every thing, absolutely every thing is ready, we shall never begin. 
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It is good 2 have an end to journey toward; bt it is the journey that matters, in the end. 
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There never ll b complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers.
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We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
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My address is like my shoes. It travels with me. I abide where there is a fight against wrong.
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I think the key is 4 women not 2 set any limits.
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People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer. Actually a job is better 4 me.
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A bird doesn't sing becoz it has an answer, it sings becoz it has a song.
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A calm and peaceful mind is a very important factor in good health. 
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Try not 2 become a man of success bt a man of value.
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If u can imagine it, u can achieve it; if u can dream it, u can become it.
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thanku-sms

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!
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 No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
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 I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. Shall i not call God The beautiful, who daily showth himself so 2 me in his gifts.
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Well thank u very much, I didn't expect birthday greetings 4rm outer space.
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Thanks are the highest form of thought,& that gratitude iz happiness doubled by wonder. ***************
 I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks
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Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls
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A book is a gift you can open again and again
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We sincerely appreciate and thank you for your very lovely wedding gift
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 Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
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The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention
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Gratitude is the memory of the heart
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I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude ***************
 Just a "thank you" is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all
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 You treated me like one of the family... But thanks anyway!
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 Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see
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 Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well ***************
 To say thank u, is in recognition of humanity.
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 Its nice 2 b important, bt its more important 2 b nice.
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Hem ur blessings with thankfulness so they dont unravel
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Life is partly wat we make it, & partly wat it is made by the friends we choose. ***************
A friend is someone who understands ur past, believes in ur future, and accepts u just the way u r. ***************
If the only prayer u ever say in ur entire life is thank u, it will b enough
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Just a thank you is a mighty powerful prayer. Says it all.
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 1 can pay back the loan of gold, bt 1 dies 4ever in debt 2 those who r kind.
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 Not wht we give, Bt wht we share, 4 da gift without da giver Is bare.
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I would maintain dat thankz r da highest frm of thought & dat gratitude iz happiness doubled by wonder.
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 How far dat little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. ***************

best-friend-quotes

Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life only a precious few have the same one. ***************
We are all travellers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels iz an honest friend.
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My best friend iz the one who brings out the best in me.
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 Give me one good friend, one who'll tell me 2 my face when I'm acting like an idiot, and you can have the resT
If u are looking 4 a friendship that iz forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening, than buy a dog.
A circle is round it has no end, thats how long I want 2 b ur friend.
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 The medicine of life is 2 have true faithful friends.
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True friends r very difficult 2 find, hard 2 leave, and impossible 2 forget.
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A true friend reaches 4 ur hand and touches your heart.
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Life is nothing without friendship.
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True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked
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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails
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Friendship is one mind in two bodies
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 Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
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 Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
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 One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure
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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly ***************
One can't complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday
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 If u should die be4 me, ask if u can bring a friend.
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When it hurts 2 look back, & u r scared 2 look ahead, u can look beside u and ur best friend ll b there.
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Friendship is not a big thing - its a million little things.
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 There are big ships & small ships. Bt the best ship of all is friendship.
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Good friends r like stars.... U dont always see them, bt u know they are always there.
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 A friend is someone who lets u have total freedom 2 b urself.
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A loyal friend laughs at ur jokes when thy're not so good & sympathizes with ur problems when thy're not so b

CUTE-TEXT-MESSAGES

When u feel cold and warm at the same time when u read over the same line for the tenth time when ur heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme and when a simple name conquers ur whole mind then u are in deep trouble my friend u are in what they call, love.
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 A Perfect Gift for U today Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, FulLy Returnable it's a SMILE from me. Enjoy and take care
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Sometimes, its amazing how easily we fall in love with someone who simply smiles, talks or stares at us. the only hard thing to do is to make that person fall 4 us. I'm falling for you.
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 If you are in a dark room, yoU find blood everywhere & walls are shaking dont worry friend..... you are at da safest place you are in my heart....
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 Whenever you feel blue, I wl be there for you, Whenever you are sad, I wl stay by your side, Whenever you need some1 to love. I wil always be there for you to have.
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Birdy birdy on the sky droppd a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy , cows cannot fly!
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 In the morning I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of you, in the evening I do not eat bcoz I think of you, at night I do not sleep becose I'm hungry.
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 Im afraid to close my eyes becoz I might think of you. Im afraid to open them becoz I might see you. Im afraid to move my lips becoz I might speak of you. Im afraid to listen becoz I might hear my heart fall for you.
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Keep on planting good deeds! In his own time, & in his own way, the lord will send the harvest. Like He send U to me
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 I always thought loving sumone was the best feeling, but I realized the loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love people but we nevr lose true friends.
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 thesun had risen from the east and birds are singing happily and butterflies are around the flowerz. It is time to wake up and give a big stretch and say gud morning to you..
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May be God wants yoU to meet a few wrong peopl before meeting the right, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
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the time i spend with you. I think im falling in love with you.
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 Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty. you stole my heartthe moment you looked at meee, call me crazzy call me insaneee every timeee my heart beats it mentions your name.
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 A memory lasts for ever and never does it die. True friendz stay together & never say gud byeee. *****************
Meeting yoU was luck, becoming your friend was abundance, but falling in love with you was completely out of my mind.
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 A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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I have a new camera your snap please... don't move 1 2 3 smile please ready ohho those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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 once i heard dat sum one called ur name. i luked back to seee, buh there was no one sudddenly i realised that its my heart beat, remembering you.
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Under the sea, there lays a rock, in the rock, there is an envelopeee, in the envelopeee, there is a paper, on the paper, there are three wordz "Forget me not"
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A Beautyful Girl Goes to Skin Specialist Doctor and Asks: Mujhey Apney Jisam Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhey Nahaaney Se Pehlay Kiya Lagaana Chahiye..? Doctor: Bath room Kee Kundee. *****************
 Sardaar in a Cofffeee Cafe with his wife. Sardaar: jaldee Pee Cofffeee Thundee Ho Jaye gee. Wife: Tou Kiyaa Ho gaa? Sardaar: Baywakoof Menu card Daykh, Hot Cofffeeee 35 Rs & Cold Cofffeee 50 Rs *****************
 send cute messsges to your frnds by using our cute frdship text messsges, cute poem text messsges and cute love messsges
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BEST-WISHES-SMS

 God's blessing may come as a surprise, and how much you recieve, depends on how much, your heart can believe. may you be blessed beyond what you expect
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Climb every mountain in your life.You will reach the top. Best Wishes To You. *****************
When things go wrong When sadness fills ur heart When tears flow in ur eyes Always remember 3 things God, ur parents & my best wishes Best of Luck
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 MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT. MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT... MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R. GOD BLESS U.... *****************
 Aap ko mile khusiyo key sare rang, jivan mey bhar jaye umang tarang, ley chalo hamey bhi apney sang, nahi dalenge rang me bhang...
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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I hav framed a bright and colourful wish Just for u..
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 Khiltay Phuloo Ki Rida Ho Jay Itni Hasas Hawa Ho Jaye MangtE He Hath Par Khushya Rakh Day Itna Meherban ap Per KHUDA Ho Jay
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Happiness as liet as air LOVE as DEEP as OCCEAN Friend as solid as diamonds & success as bright as gold These are my wishes for you 2day and everyday...
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May the angels protect you May the sadness forget you May happiness B around you May ALLAH bless you forever My Best Wishes are for you today, tomorrow and forever *****************
 No shadows 2 deprezz u only joyz 2 surround u many friends 2 love u God himself 2 bless u Theze r my wishez 4 u, 4 today, tommorrow n every day
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Hr kaamyaabee py ap kaa naam ho gaa, Ap ky her Qadam py duniya kaa salaam ho gaa, Mushkilon kaa saamnaa himmat sy karnaa, Dua hy ek din waqt bhee ap kaa ghulaam ho gaa *****************
 Sending u a GOOD LUCK CHARM May riches shine on u Good Luck Dear!
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I Wish 4 " U " Good start 4 Monday No Hurdles 4 Tuesday No pain 4 Wednesday No anxiousness 4 Thursday Great Smyle 4 Friday Grand Party 4 Saturday n Enjoy fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautyful & lovely week."
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 nevr say u ar happy whn u ar sad.. nevr say u ar fine whn u ar not ok.. nevr say u afeel good whn u feel bad,.. nevr say u ar alone whn i m still alive... good luck and best wishes 4ever............. **********
 Every moment of your life is a pic which u had never seen b4 & which u will nvr see again so enjoy and live life & make every moment beautyful.
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With my 1 Heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... I wish you best of LUCK
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Care for the one who sharez with you, share wid the one who knowz you, know the one who MISSES you, MISS the one who have WELL WISHES for you, Wish you all the Best *****************
 Soft Speech clean hart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind & determined decision wth God's Love. Alway Makes u winner. BEST OF LUCK
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FUNNY-SMS

Hum Na hOn gaY to kOn Manaye ga Tumhain? Yah ghalat baat hy har baat py Rotha Naa karo. ***************
Un say Keh doo Ky Youn Har baat py rotha naa Kary Faraz.. Kisi din Meter ghOom gaya to sar Phaar duN gaa..
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 If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. ***************
 I feel the anger rize up in me The same anger That makes me bleed Inside In my heart and in my soul Killing me.
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ik-ik patthar jor k main ne jo diwar banai ha jhanku us ke pichhe to ruswai hi ruswai ha yon lagta ha sote jagte auron ka mohtaj hun main ankhen meri apni hain par un mein nind parai ha ***************
kya gul khilega dekhiye ha fasl-e-gul to dur aur su-e-dasht bhagte hain kuch abhi se ham kya dil ko le gaya koi begana ashna kyun apne ji ko lagate hain kuch ajanabi se ham
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 hasrat ha tujhe samne baithe kabhi dekhun main tujh se mukhatib hun tera hal bhi puchun dil main ha mulaqat ki khwahish ki dabi aag mehndi lage hathon ko chupa kr kahan rakhun ***************
har ek harf-e-arazu ko dastan kiye hue zamana ho gaya hai un ko mahaman kiye hue surur-e-aish talKhi-e-hayat ne bhula diya dil-e-hazin hai bekasi ko hijr-e-jan kiye hue
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Jb chla chor ky btanay ke zahmat bhi na ki Khob tha dosti ek arsa nbany wala, Dushmani ke b to adab hain ay dost bata Koi itna b na tha tjh ko batanay wala.
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 Kal ko milne ke aaas rehny do, Zindagi ke baqi pyas rhny do, Apne khushiyan smait lo janan Mujh ko yun he udas rhne do.
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Ab is dil sy yh gawara nhi hota, inbOX main koi SMS tumhra nhi hota, Bhool kr he sms kr diya karo, Sirf yad kerny sy guzara ni hota.
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 Zulf rukh sy hata ky bat karo raat ko din bana ky bat karo ashianay ky charagh madhum han tum zara ankhan utha ky baat karo yh b andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha kh bat karo. ***************

BIRTHDAY-SMS

 Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer New happiness that stays throughout the year Hope your birthday brings all these and more Filling life with surprise and joys galore!
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Birthday cards are all the same That just seems an awful shame But this one's different from the start Since it traveled from the heart. (Happy Birthday)
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Happy birthday on this beautiful day We wish you the best, without any delay Hope you enjoy it, from beginning till end Here's a hug and kiss, we're ready to send.
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Happy birthday my true love Your beauty stems from up above Sweetest smile and kindest heart Like a priceless piece of precious art.
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 Happy birthday and the sweetest September A celebration we shall surely remember We know you waited another year To bring all of us, together and near.
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Now is your birthday I've just got to say There's a little thing inside me That's saying. You've got to stay! *****************
I hope you feel deep in your heart As your birthdays come & go How very much you mean to me More than you can know.
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 My love, I wish u a happy birthday But it's me who has been blessed For I got to spend the year with u In our comfy, cozy nest.
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Somebody up there Loves u Somebody down here cares for u Happy Birthday.. *****************
I'm so glad u were born, because u brighten my life and fill it with joy.
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 This message comes to say U are wished the joy U deserve today... And may the days that lie ahead b extra nice, And filled with all the happiness thoughts. !! happy birthday !! *****************
 LooK outside Its so pleasant Sun smiling for u Trees dancing for u Birds singing for u Because I requested them All to wish u HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A simple celebration a gathering of frndz here is wishing u great happiness a joy that never ends. (Happy Birthday)
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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.
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 Its a nice feelling when u know that sum one likes u, sum one thinks about u, sum one needs you; but it feelz much beter when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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ANNIVERSARY SMS

As we learn, let us share.
As we take, let us give.
As we weep, let us care.
As we love, let us live.
Best Wishes On ur
Wedding Anniversary



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Your anniversary is a time
For sharing ur affection
It's obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!



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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover



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When I look at you, my dear
It doesn't seem like you've aged
To me you're just as beautiful
As the day we became engaged.
Happy Anniversary..



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Hoping that the love you shared years ago iz still
as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy
love and happiness to celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary.



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I'll always remember the day I married u
Without u my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
ur loving and thoughtful just to mention two
I adore ur sweet smile It makes me want u.



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If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say
do you still love me? I'd say, Till death do us part Happy Anniversary..



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Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy abt each other.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!


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That special day iz here again The day we took our vows u are just as special to me today As u still get me aroused.
"Happy Anniversary Lover".



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On ths special day
best wishes go to U
that ths wonderfull luv you share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my LUv



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Marriag iz that relation between
man & women in which
the Independence iz Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes on Wedding Anniversary.



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Nothing in this world Could ever b
As wonderful as the luv You have given me
ur love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you r my darling wife.
Happy Wedding Anniversary



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we've a collection of happy anniversary message, poems, anniversary sayings and quotes for golden, silver, 10th , 20th, 50th love anniversary message for husband, wife, friend, teacher, uncle, aunty and for weddings.


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Sunday, February 21, 2010

SMS JOKES

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.




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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!




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We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




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Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.




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What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata




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Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




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Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.




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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.




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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!




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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!



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Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.




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Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN



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How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.




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ENCOURAGEMENT SMS

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions & make them great. Nothing is right nor wrong. Every thing is in us. Think positive ***************** Fly in the plane of ambition Land in the airport of success luck is urs, wish is mine may ur future bright ***************** Keep the race through God's good grace. Lift up your eyes and seek His face. Life with its way b4 us lies. Christ is the path and Christ is the Price. ***************** Success is like tip of the tail if cat runs to catch the tail it has to keep running forever but if it walks in its own style tail followslive life with ur. ***************** Its not the possession of good things which bring happiness-it is the ability to enjoy what comes. Happiness is an aptitude. ***************** It feels good 2 stand on ground & watch up high at Your AIM, But It feels best whn You stand up high & others watch You as their Aim... ***************** When earthly help s no avail, there iz 1 frnd who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyez, d answer iz there. For nobody knows da power of prayer. Have a worry free day.. ***************** When a door of happiness closes. Another opuns, But so often at times we look so long at da closed door, dats we dontc da 1 which has been opening at us.. ***************** The Lord wl change all our defeat in2 a path for new blessings. Do not think dat failure can push us down. Instead it wl be changed in2 a ladder of blessings. ***************** TALENTS WILL TAKE YOU 2 HIGH POSITIONS. BUT CHARACTER WILL HELP TO MAINTAIN DA HIGH POSITION ***************** A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling! ***************** When God closes a door, He opens a window... bt at times He shuts both, worry nt 4 he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck nd God Bless ***************** In life, we seldom find a TRUE person & if u ever find one,hold on and nvr let go, value tht person coz its lyfs gifts worth keepin n holdin on.. Take Care!! ***************** God says: u r my precious 1, u r my child, u r da apple of my eyes, i ll nvr leave u, i ll alwayz lov u. ***************** 1 tree cn start a forest; 1 smile cn start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend cn make life worth living 4. *****************

GOOD-MORNING SMS

Early this morning God gave me three baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me to share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with yoU, Good Morning! br> ***************** You have to have a dream so u can get up in the morning. Get up now and turn ur dream into reality. Good Morning!! br> ***************** Each morning we will watch the sunrise, While we are wrapped in each other's arms, Good Morning br> ***************** Good morning sweetheart How are you today Are you thinking of me Are you coming my way br> ***************** Above the dark horizon soon new light rays wil appear. They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here Good Morning: br> ***************** Good Morning! Good Morning! The sun is up and shining bright. Boy, I wish I was still in bed, With my eyes closed tight! Have a great day br> ***************** A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Have a Good Morning & Day br> ***************** Life is like a Book: Each day a new page wd adventures to experience, lessons 2 learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today Good Morning br> ***************** WAVES are INSIPIRING,not bcoz day RISE-N-FALL; but bcoz each time day FALL, day never fail to RISE AGAIN! Wish you the same!G.M br> ***************** Open your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom.... Birds can sing, Becoz all are waiting to see your Beautiful Smile Good Morning..... ***************** Shadow of yesterday have faded away Sun has reappeared its a brand new day Birds singing their song loud & clear Announcing to the world a new day is here Wishing you contentment and peace along the way Good morning and have a good day ***************** Every bad situation will have sum thing +ve Even a stopped Clock is correct to times a day... Think of this and lead your life and be happy Good Morning ***************** A prayer can go where I can't go. Through Prayers i can be with you without being there. I may be miles away but my prayers Will alwayz be with You Good morning ***************** Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. ***************** It makes me so happy, this is what i am gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING. ***************** Always ask GOD to give you wat you deserve, Not what you desire. Your desirez may be few bt you deserve alot Good Morning... ***************** I LUV you EVRYDAY I Like you EVERYDAY I miss you EVERYDAY I need you EVERYDAY Bcoz EVERYDAY I realy love you good morning. *************** New day new blessing. Dont let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, becoz each day has its own promise of lov,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning... *************** You have got idea how gud it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine & im your's Have a great day ahead and Good Morning *****************