Sunday, February 21, 2010

SMS JOKES

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.




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Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!




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We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




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Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.




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What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




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FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




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Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata




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Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




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Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.




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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.




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I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!




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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!



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Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.




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Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN



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How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.




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Sunday, February 21, 2010

SMS JOKES

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.




*****************



Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.




*****************



Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!




*****************



We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait....
Searching....searching...
still searching....
sorry,NO BRAIN found




*****************



Why were males created before females?
bCos u always need a rough draft before the final copy.




*****************



What's the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whisky)?
Dava iz like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru iz like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




*****************



FACT ONE:YOU CAN'T TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE.
FACT TWO: AFTER READING THIS SMS 99 OUT OF HUNDRED IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT




*****************



Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata




*****************



Dis dog, iZ dog, a dog, nice dog, way dog, 2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog,
buzy dog, 4 dog, 10 dog, secs dog! ... Now read wid out da word dog.




*****************



Y were the malez created b4 femalez?
Cuz u alwayz need a rough draft b4 da final copy.




*****************



Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.




*****************



I want 2 suck u... lick u... wanna move my tongue alll over u...
wanna feel u in my mouth...yup, datz how yu...eat an icecream!




*****************



When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I am babe so I play with boys!!



*****************



Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
Salesman: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
Salesman: 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain gy.




*****************



Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN



*****************



How Dogs & Women r alike.....
Neither believe dat silence iz golden.
Neither can balance a check book.
Both put 2 much value on kissing.




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